Washing Machine Accused of Honor Offense
-Annapolis, MD.
Washing machine #4 appeared before an honor board today in what many believe to be a long overdue trial. "This thing has been stealing my quarters and tube socks for a good 8 months. It's about time someone turned him in," said one midshipman on the scene. A record number of witnesses showed up to testify against the accused, whose charges include stealing dirty underwear, and cheating various midshipmen of a total of $48.75 in quarters.
A trial has also been set for washing machine #4's partner-in-crime, Dryer #4. Despite several requests for interviews, the appliances have always responded with, "No comment."
Washing machine #4 appeared before an honor board today in what many believe to be a long overdue trial. "This thing has been stealing my quarters and tube socks for a good 8 months. It's about time someone turned him in," said one midshipman on the scene. A record number of witnesses showed up to testify against the accused, whose charges include stealing dirty underwear, and cheating various midshipmen of a total of $48.75 in quarters.
A trial has also been set for washing machine #4's partner-in-crime, Dryer #4. Despite several requests for interviews, the appliances have always responded with, "No comment."
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