Supe's Next Big Step: Def Jam Recordings
-Buchanan House
The Superintendent announced today his plans for life after retiring from the Navy. "I really think that the Brigade has benefited from my revival of singing at the Naval Academy, and I think I can do the same for the Hip-hop community." While at the Academy, Superintendent Rodney "Pimp Daddy" Rempt made history when he instituted mandatory singing at several yard events.
Despite the alumni's laughing, pointing, and spitting, the Brigade of Midshipmen continues to belt out old Navy classics at the Supe's behest. "I was really pissed off at first about this mandatory singing shit, but it's actually really contagious. Last night I serenaded my girlfriend with 'Anchors away' and let me tell you, someone's getting laid this weekend," said one retarded midshipman.
Admiral Rempt discussed the reasons for singing and the benefits of it, stating, "Look, singing brings up the morale and cohesion of the mids, so why shouldn't it work for the gun-bangers? I mean, let's all just put our pieces down and sing those navy tunes." He plans to release a solo album including remixes of the biggest navy hits. The Navy Fork was fortunate enough to retrieve some of the lyrics from the Supe's upcoming Navy Remix CD.
"The goat is old and dirrrtay and he'll take your ass to school. He'll take yo bacon and shoot you in the gum (you dirty ass-donkey) then throw you in the pool. Thug Life bitches!"- From Navy: The Remix, The Goat is old and Gnarly Remix
The Supe expressed his enthusiasm for this project, stating, "This is going to be huge. We'll have the Glee Club featuring Jay-Z and who knows what other collabos. I can't wait to see the results." Rumor has it that rapper Snoop Dogg may be stopping by the Buchanan House in coming weeks.
The Superintendent announced today his plans for life after retiring from the Navy. "I really think that the Brigade has benefited from my revival of singing at the Naval Academy, and I think I can do the same for the Hip-hop community." While at the Academy, Superintendent Rodney "Pimp Daddy" Rempt made history when he instituted mandatory singing at several yard events.
Despite the alumni's laughing, pointing, and spitting, the Brigade of Midshipmen continues to belt out old Navy classics at the Supe's behest. "I was really pissed off at first about this mandatory singing shit, but it's actually really contagious. Last night I serenaded my girlfriend with 'Anchors away' and let me tell you, someone's getting laid this weekend," said one retarded midshipman.
Admiral Rempt discussed the reasons for singing and the benefits of it, stating, "Look, singing brings up the morale and cohesion of the mids, so why shouldn't it work for the gun-bangers? I mean, let's all just put our pieces down and sing those navy tunes." He plans to release a solo album including remixes of the biggest navy hits. The Navy Fork was fortunate enough to retrieve some of the lyrics from the Supe's upcoming Navy Remix CD.
"The goat is old and dirrrtay and he'll take your ass to school. He'll take yo bacon and shoot you in the gum (you dirty ass-donkey) then throw you in the pool. Thug Life bitches!"- From Navy: The Remix, The Goat is old and Gnarly Remix
The Supe expressed his enthusiasm for this project, stating, "This is going to be huge. We'll have the Glee Club featuring Jay-Z and who knows what other collabos. I can't wait to see the results." Rumor has it that rapper Snoop Dogg may be stopping by the Buchanan House in coming weeks.
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