Dant Pokes Supe
Annapolis- Vice Admiral Rempt returned from South Bend this morning to find a surprise on his computer; Commandant Bruce Grooms had poked him on Facebook. "Although I am honored by this, it comes as quite a surprise," said Adm. Rempt in a statement. He continued,"I added the Dant as a friend for working purposes, and he joined my "Fire It Up!" Group, but I never anticipated being poked.
Captain Grooms, in a published statement, justified his poking, claiming that it was natural for a friend to poke another, claiming that poking was harmless and good for morale. The Dant was excited he claimed because "over the weekend I reached my 300th friend. I did not just poke the Supe, I also poked 17 random midshipmen, and some guy from Maryland who claims to be Homer Simpson.
Adm. Rempt staff and legal team are looking into the incident and are unsure about whether or not they want to press sexual assault charges on Captain Grooms. If they do, it will be the third such poking case nationally.
Captain Grooms, in a published statement, justified his poking, claiming that it was natural for a friend to poke another, claiming that poking was harmless and good for morale. The Dant was excited he claimed because "over the weekend I reached my 300th friend. I did not just poke the Supe, I also poked 17 random midshipmen, and some guy from Maryland who claims to be Homer Simpson.
Adm. Rempt staff and legal team are looking into the incident and are unsure about whether or not they want to press sexual assault charges on Captain Grooms. If they do, it will be the third such poking case nationally.
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