Barbershop Reinforces Segregation Policy
Barbershop, USNA-
Barbers at the Naval Academy issued a revamped version of their current segregation policy, stating a general dissatisfaction with midshipmen. Derek aka "Ludacris" leads the initiative. "We're putting the white guys, the asian guys, the spanish guys outside on the cold, hard benches next to the boiler room. My brothers can chill inside our awesome lounge area." The following is a list of policies effective next week, some of which are already standard procedure.
1. NO WHITE, ASIAN, OR LATINO GUYS ALLOWED.
2. NO HONKY TALK.
3. HIGH-AND-TIGHT OR SIMILAR CUTS ONLY.
4. MEL IS FIRED.
5. THE KOREAN LADIES ARE FIRED.
6. MARGE IS FIRED.
7. YOU'RE FIRED.
8. STRAIGHT HAIR NOT OKAY.
9. CURLY HAIR OKAY.
10. RAP, REGGAE, AND MOTOWN ONLY.
Barbers at the Naval Academy issued a revamped version of their current segregation policy, stating a general dissatisfaction with midshipmen. Derek aka "Ludacris" leads the initiative. "We're putting the white guys, the asian guys, the spanish guys outside on the cold, hard benches next to the boiler room. My brothers can chill inside our awesome lounge area." The following is a list of policies effective next week, some of which are already standard procedure.
1. NO WHITE, ASIAN, OR LATINO GUYS ALLOWED.
2. NO HONKY TALK.
3. HIGH-AND-TIGHT OR SIMILAR CUTS ONLY.
4. MEL IS FIRED.
5. THE KOREAN LADIES ARE FIRED.
6. MARGE IS FIRED.
7. YOU'RE FIRED.
8. STRAIGHT HAIR NOT OKAY.
9. CURLY HAIR OKAY.
10. RAP, REGGAE, AND MOTOWN ONLY.
posted by ditdahdahdit at 17:04
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