Graffiti In Nimitz Bathrooms Lacking Usual Punch
1st LT's office-
Midshipmen passing through the bowels of Nimitz library have noticed a dramatic drop in the quantity and quality of graffiti on bathroom walls. The popular stalls are an everyday attraction for numerous groggy mids, who stop to enjoy the facilities and the artwork that adorns the walls. Advocates from the "Midshipmen that want to get kicked out" club blamed the decline on multiple factors; including the ban on the word "wuba," daily cleaning by the 1st LT staff, and a general decrease in ignorance.
"It's really pretty sad," said Midshipman 1/C White. "I remember the good old days, when a giant penis and vagina were considered good reading material. Now, all I see is whiny poetry. What the foxtrot." Some noticeable differences from the past include the "Midshipmen I'd like to have sex with" list's change to the "Midshipmen I'd like to walk by" list.
Classics like Shithouse Tennis and the "Here I sat broken-hearted" poem also experienced change. One mentally retarded midshipman wrote, "Look Right" on the righthand wall, ending the game prematurely. The following is a recent and obtuse addendum to the "Here I sat broken-hearted poem" actually found in a bathroom stall.
"Here I sit,
looking emo,
wishing for
some handcream-o."
Midshipmen passing through the bowels of Nimitz library have noticed a dramatic drop in the quantity and quality of graffiti on bathroom walls. The popular stalls are an everyday attraction for numerous groggy mids, who stop to enjoy the facilities and the artwork that adorns the walls. Advocates from the "Midshipmen that want to get kicked out" club blamed the decline on multiple factors; including the ban on the word "wuba," daily cleaning by the 1st LT staff, and a general decrease in ignorance.
"It's really pretty sad," said Midshipman 1/C White. "I remember the good old days, when a giant penis and vagina were considered good reading material. Now, all I see is whiny poetry. What the foxtrot." Some noticeable differences from the past include the "Midshipmen I'd like to have sex with" list's change to the "Midshipmen I'd like to walk by" list.
Classics like Shithouse Tennis and the "Here I sat broken-hearted" poem also experienced change. One mentally retarded midshipman wrote, "Look Right" on the righthand wall, ending the game prematurely. The following is a recent and obtuse addendum to the "Here I sat broken-hearted poem" actually found in a bathroom stall.
"Here I sit,
looking emo,
wishing for
some handcream-o."
posted by ditdahdahdit at 15:41
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