New Alpha Chit To Include Cavity Search
Annapolis, MD-
Brigade Staff has revealed a new measure to increase the wellness and hygiene of the brigade. Cavity searches and other sanitation-enhancing practices have been added to the new, improved alpha chit to encourage midshipmen to keep their rooms at levels becoming of officers. 1/C Snyder, who is in charge of implementing the changes said this, "Midshipmen are future officers, and officers keep their stuff clean. So everything in your room better be clean... even your anus."
Several other changes have been on the alpha chits to accomodate the new requirements. For example, required items pre-alpha now include: A pen, alpha chit, black sock, white glove, and latex glove. Failure on the cavity search will constitute a failure on the alpha inspection. 1/C inspectors paired with senior enlisted will be in charge of the inspections, which begin tonight.
The midshipmen store has reacted to the changes by stockpiling massive quantities of alpha inspection supplies. This week, midshipmen flocked to the store to buy mops, ammonia, wax, latex gloves, windex, and vaseline. One female midshipman waiting in line stated, "I just hope I get a girl inspector because otherwise it'd be really really awkward and probably illegal."
Brigade Staff has revealed a new measure to increase the wellness and hygiene of the brigade. Cavity searches and other sanitation-enhancing practices have been added to the new, improved alpha chit to encourage midshipmen to keep their rooms at levels becoming of officers. 1/C Snyder, who is in charge of implementing the changes said this, "Midshipmen are future officers, and officers keep their stuff clean. So everything in your room better be clean... even your anus."
Several other changes have been on the alpha chits to accomodate the new requirements. For example, required items pre-alpha now include: A pen, alpha chit, black sock, white glove, and latex glove. Failure on the cavity search will constitute a failure on the alpha inspection. 1/C inspectors paired with senior enlisted will be in charge of the inspections, which begin tonight.
The midshipmen store has reacted to the changes by stockpiling massive quantities of alpha inspection supplies. This week, midshipmen flocked to the store to buy mops, ammonia, wax, latex gloves, windex, and vaseline. One female midshipman waiting in line stated, "I just hope I get a girl inspector because otherwise it'd be really really awkward and probably illegal."
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