Holiday Gift Guide
In the spirit of the holidays, highlighted by last night's revelries, the Navy Fork has compiled a list of must-have gifts for your favorite midshipman.
#1 KY Jelly- Ease the pain of exams, room standards, and extra duty.
#2 You Are Worthless by Dr. Oswald Pratt and Dr. Scott Dikkers- Your mid's probably depressed right now. Kick them while they're down.
#3 Self Matters by Dr. Phil - Let's face it. All work and no play makes Midshipmen Jack a dull boy. Ease that mid back into a social life.
#4 Friends- Enough said.
#5 Gym Membership- Yes, and call on me.
#1 KY Jelly- Ease the pain of exams, room standards, and extra duty.
#2 You Are Worthless by Dr. Oswald Pratt and Dr. Scott Dikkers- Your mid's probably depressed right now. Kick them while they're down.
#3 Self Matters by Dr. Phil - Let's face it. All work and no play makes Midshipmen Jack a dull boy. Ease that mid back into a social life.
#4 Friends- Enough said.
#5 Gym Membership- Yes, and call on me.
posted by ditdahdahdit at 09:55
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