Army to Reveal Secret Weapon
Philadelphia, PA-
After a humiliating 3 year losing streak to the Navy football team, Army's Black Knights have finally come up with an answer to Navy's powerful offense. Their secret? A M1A2 Abrams tank, complete with 120mm smooth bore cannon and .50 cal machinegun. Army coach Bobby Ross says, "I think this significantly levels the playing field. Now if I could get some fucking landmines, we'd be perfect!"
The Navy team has responded by performing emergency surgery on Matt Hall so that he can play in tomorrow's game. Predictions? PAIN.
GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY!
After a humiliating 3 year losing streak to the Navy football team, Army's Black Knights have finally come up with an answer to Navy's powerful offense. Their secret? A M1A2 Abrams tank, complete with 120mm smooth bore cannon and .50 cal machinegun. Army coach Bobby Ross says, "I think this significantly levels the playing field. Now if I could get some fucking landmines, we'd be perfect!"
The Navy team has responded by performing emergency surgery on Matt Hall so that he can play in tomorrow's game. Predictions? PAIN.
GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY!
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