Pep Rally Way Too Peppy
Annapolis, MD-
Midshipmen gathered in the chill last night to yell, smash deputy commandant Col. Fuqueau's car, and to paint penises on T-Court. Spirit was high and music was generic as all the BSA's came out to celebrate tomorrow's victory over Temple university. The obvious centerpiece to yesterday's pep rally, the Dept. Dant's car, marked just the start of the festivities. Midshipmen took turns swinging at the automobile, yelling things like, "Fuque you!","Kelly Clarkson!" and "I hate this fucking place!"
What started off as a pep rally quickly became a party as the pep spread to downtown Annapolis. "It was really cool. We were rolling down Main Street with our hammers and I hit a lady in the pelvis," reported one first-class midshipman. Midshipmen succeeded in flattening over 30 cars in DTA, resulting in $1.5 million in damage, and unusually high spirit levels.
The Superintendent spoke about Thursday night's events earlier this morning at a staff meeting. "I was very impressed by last night's pep rally and I'm sure that the football team appreciates the Brigade's enthusiasm. As a matter of fact, let's do the damn thing and FIRE IT UP!" Brigade staff responded by setting the Dept. Dant's newly purchased car on fire.
Midshipmen gathered in the chill last night to yell, smash deputy commandant Col. Fuqueau's car, and to paint penises on T-Court. Spirit was high and music was generic as all the BSA's came out to celebrate tomorrow's victory over Temple university. The obvious centerpiece to yesterday's pep rally, the Dept. Dant's car, marked just the start of the festivities. Midshipmen took turns swinging at the automobile, yelling things like, "Fuque you!","Kelly Clarkson!" and "I hate this fucking place!"
What started off as a pep rally quickly became a party as the pep spread to downtown Annapolis. "It was really cool. We were rolling down Main Street with our hammers and I hit a lady in the pelvis," reported one first-class midshipman. Midshipmen succeeded in flattening over 30 cars in DTA, resulting in $1.5 million in damage, and unusually high spirit levels.
The Superintendent spoke about Thursday night's events earlier this morning at a staff meeting. "I was very impressed by last night's pep rally and I'm sure that the football team appreciates the Brigade's enthusiasm. As a matter of fact, let's do the damn thing and FIRE IT UP!" Brigade staff responded by setting the Dept. Dant's newly purchased car on fire.
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