Supe Throws Sex Party, Dept. Dant Not Invited

-Buchanan House

Vice Admiral Rempt hosted a swing party at his quarters last night for a large group of revelers. Absent among the partygoers was Colonel David Fuqueau, Deputy commandant of the brigade of midshipmen. Known throughout the brigade as the primary cause of discontent at the Naval Academy, Col. Fuqueau seemed to accept the rejection quite gracefully. "I completely understand Adm. Rempt's reasoning. Someone has to maintain the standards here, and I am honored to be that man. I sincerely appreciate the Supe's consideration and I will continue to crush morale until I am relieved."

When asked to respond, the Superintendent replied, "That's horse shit. Dave knows very well why I didn't invite him, and that's this: He's a total cock block. I mean, he's detrimental to my game. How am I supposed to throw down when he's saying things like 'Your couch is UNSAT' and 'These bitches need haircuts.'? "

Inside sources report that the party was all in all a success. Snoop Dogg, as promised, made an appearance, as did Commandant Bruce Grooms. The party did not start until the Dant walked in and did not end until 6 in the morning.