Training Sergeant Drinks Alone
Bancroft Hall-
Midshipman Second-Class Hunt made plans today to drink heavily in the company of himself. It will not be the first time he has done so. When asked to name specifics, 31st company's training sergeant responded, "I'll just tell you this. Tonight it's just me, a bottle of Jack, and my ex's pantyhose." Known throughout his company as a "fire-breathing trainer" with a "heart made from Bancroft Hall granite," 2/C Hunt has little time for contact with the outside world. So when he ventures out from Gate One, the training sergeant prefers to do it alone.
"It's not just drinking alone. I eat alone, shoot squirrels alone, and have sex alone too. It's lonely being at the top of the food chain." Midshipmen in Hunt's company have quietly distanced themselves from him after witnessing some of his training events. 2/C Hunt spoke out on the alienation, "It's a bit unfair. So what if I punctured that kid's eardrum? He didn't know the menu! And that other plebe I maimed is gonna be fine. They have surgery for that kind of stuff."
"That kind of stuff" referred to the time 2/C Hunt made one of his fourth-class midshipmen do pushups until his chest split open. The training sergeant expressed no regrets.
Midshipman Second-Class Hunt made plans today to drink heavily in the company of himself. It will not be the first time he has done so. When asked to name specifics, 31st company's training sergeant responded, "I'll just tell you this. Tonight it's just me, a bottle of Jack, and my ex's pantyhose." Known throughout his company as a "fire-breathing trainer" with a "heart made from Bancroft Hall granite," 2/C Hunt has little time for contact with the outside world. So when he ventures out from Gate One, the training sergeant prefers to do it alone.
"It's not just drinking alone. I eat alone, shoot squirrels alone, and have sex alone too. It's lonely being at the top of the food chain." Midshipmen in Hunt's company have quietly distanced themselves from him after witnessing some of his training events. 2/C Hunt spoke out on the alienation, "It's a bit unfair. So what if I punctured that kid's eardrum? He didn't know the menu! And that other plebe I maimed is gonna be fine. They have surgery for that kind of stuff."
"That kind of stuff" referred to the time 2/C Hunt made one of his fourth-class midshipmen do pushups until his chest split open. The training sergeant expressed no regrets.
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