Letters to the Editor

The following are samples from actual emails to the Navy Fork Staff. Enjoy.


"Shame on you, naughty naughty bad boys." - Edward, Guam

"Your grammar is atrocious. Your November 14 article has dangling modifiers all over the place. Undangle those dangles!" - Bruce, MD

"...so I think you should do an article on ferris wheels." - Jake, PA

"How about a picture sweetie? Neck down, under armour only." - Raphael, CA

"How about more rap lyrics? That ish is off the hook." - Bradley, NY

"So what do you guys do in your spare time? Homework?" - Sam, MD

"I love you guys ;) Blonde, 5'6", 113 lbs., 35-25-34. Kisses!" - Luscious, ID

"...GWOT party! Strategic Navy-Marine Corps-terrorist team supporting the ideology of honor and commitment to jihad courageously." - Confused, MD

"Is it true that you guys aren't allowed to hit the ganga? Because that would really suck man." - Reggie, CA

"I want to be your baby maker!!!! Redhead, 5'12", weight? , nice shoulders, cute version of Janet Reno." - Chyna, MS


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