Quiz: What's Your Naval Academy Style?

It's been almost a month since the last post and the Navy Fork would like to warmly welcome you back to the blessed United States Naval Academy. Sit back and relax as you're reinstituted into the school of suck.

Tie on that discotheque hairband and start flossing. It's time to find out:
What's your Naval Academy style?

1. Before walking out into the hall, you...
a. Tuck your bluerim, hike up your shorts and show off your unsightly bulge. (1pt)
b. Tuck your faded bluerim in, but keep the shorts low enough to keep the tiger in the cage. (2pts)
c. Toss on a beater and a pair of boots just in case you need to kick some ass. (3pts)
d. Have some sex, smoke a blunt, and clean your grill. (4pts)

2. You're about to go on liberty and you look like...
a. An airline pilot. (1pt)
b. A mess. (2pts)
c. Abercrombie, or Fitch. Pick your poison.(3pts)
d. You have a .45 under that fur-lined parka. (4pts)

3. The front of your ballcap says...
a. GO NAVY, I'M RETARDED. (1pt)
b. I Love Ashton Kutcher. (2pts)
c. Corona. (3pts)
d. Can't tell, it's all black and it's fitted. (4pts)

4. What does Haute Couture mean to you?
a. Brooks Brothers SDB's. (1pt)
b. French? (2pts)
c. Not sure, but girls look really good in it. (3pts)
d. I'll let you know as soon as you give me your wallet. (4pts)

5. Who's your favorite clothing designer?
a. Flying Cross clothing company. (1pt)
b. The geniuses behind Hot Topic. (2pts)
c. Aeropostale=American Eagle=Abercrombie & Fitch=Hollister. (3pts)
d. G-G-G-G-UNIT. (4pts)





The Straight-shot:
(5-8pts) Shipmate, welcome aboard the U.S.S. Joe. Don't worry, there's lots of people here, like the entire plebe class.
(9-12pts) Ouch, it hurts to look like that. Watch some TV now and then and get some culture.
(13-16pts) Chip off the old block. Enjoy being part of the herd.
(17-20pts) Frankly, you're kinda scary. We wish you would just go back to jail and leave us alone.