Mid Uses Stripper On Floor, Faces Rape Charge
Bancroft Hall-
NCIS inspectors visited Bancroft Hall today to gather evidence from the room of Midshipman 2/C Jason Roark, a junior at the United States Naval Academy, after an unnamed classmate accused him of rape. Roark and his attorneys have denied all allegations, stating that he had been "grossly misunderstood." The alleged crime took place at 2:30 in the afternoon yesterday in Roark's room in Bancroft Hall. Evidence found at the scene included traces of hair, dust bunnies, and large quantities of floor -cleaning fluid.
Roark spoke out today, saying, "All I did was clean my floor with Deck Stripper." NCIS officials immediately tasered and handcuffed the midshipman. The Navy Fork approached the NCIS spokesperson, who told us, "That was a confession right there. Deck Stripper is the name of the victim in this case. We didn't know Roark would be so vocal about this, but now we've got the fucker."
NCIS inspectors visited Bancroft Hall today to gather evidence from the room of Midshipman 2/C Jason Roark, a junior at the United States Naval Academy, after an unnamed classmate accused him of rape. Roark and his attorneys have denied all allegations, stating that he had been "grossly misunderstood." The alleged crime took place at 2:30 in the afternoon yesterday in Roark's room in Bancroft Hall. Evidence found at the scene included traces of hair, dust bunnies, and large quantities of floor -cleaning fluid.
Roark spoke out today, saying, "All I did was clean my floor with Deck Stripper." NCIS officials immediately tasered and handcuffed the midshipman. The Navy Fork approached the NCIS spokesperson, who told us, "That was a confession right there. Deck Stripper is the name of the victim in this case. We didn't know Roark would be so vocal about this, but now we've got the fucker."
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