Chaplain Logan Strikes Back, Jesus Not Impressed
Annapolis, MD-
"Grapplin' Chaplain" Logan appeared at the anchor again today with his latest installment in a series of profoundly profound prayers, but today's sermon came with a twist. Informers close to the chaplain told the Navy Fork that someone slipped a note into his prayer that read, "I'd like to dedicate this to my fans at the Navy Fork." Immediately after praying, the Chaplain received information from a mysterious source named Yaweh that allowed him to point out the culprit. In testament to his name, the "Grapplin' Chaplain" wrestled the midshipman to the ground and rendered him unconscious with a blood choke.
Chaplain Logan's actions have incurred criticism from higher-ups, who expressed concern over the Chaplain's bold retaliation. Jesus Christ, in an email to Chaplain Logan, wrote: "This is not how Christians are supposed to act. If someone kicks you in the ass, you turn the other cheek. You don't turn into the Ultimate Fighter." Chaplain Alan T. "Blues" Baker remarked on Logan's behavior with a soulful riff on his harmonica which bystanders interpreted to be some sort of censure. Still, Chaplain Logan promises to continue churning out his famous "Sermon before sandwich" combos.
More on Chaplain Logan:
Chaplain Logan, Dant. Actually the Same Person
Chaplain Logan Promises More Fire and Brimstone At Next Prayer
"Grapplin' Chaplain" Logan appeared at the anchor again today with his latest installment in a series of profoundly profound prayers, but today's sermon came with a twist. Informers close to the chaplain told the Navy Fork that someone slipped a note into his prayer that read, "I'd like to dedicate this to my fans at the Navy Fork." Immediately after praying, the Chaplain received information from a mysterious source named Yaweh that allowed him to point out the culprit. In testament to his name, the "Grapplin' Chaplain" wrestled the midshipman to the ground and rendered him unconscious with a blood choke.
Chaplain Logan's actions have incurred criticism from higher-ups, who expressed concern over the Chaplain's bold retaliation. Jesus Christ, in an email to Chaplain Logan, wrote: "This is not how Christians are supposed to act. If someone kicks you in the ass, you turn the other cheek. You don't turn into the Ultimate Fighter." Chaplain Alan T. "Blues" Baker remarked on Logan's behavior with a soulful riff on his harmonica which bystanders interpreted to be some sort of censure. Still, Chaplain Logan promises to continue churning out his famous "Sermon before sandwich" combos.
More on Chaplain Logan:
Chaplain Logan, Dant. Actually the Same Person
Chaplain Logan Promises More Fire and Brimstone At Next Prayer
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