Signs in Dahlgren Hall, Ridiculous to the N*th Degree
Dahlgren Hall-
What once began as inane but excusable signs hanging in Dahlgren have become the subject of endless criticism in the cool, sarcastic circles of Bancroft Hall. Nobody seems to know who crafts these blue and gold textual masterpieces, and so the Navy Fork went to seek out the writers in order to obtain an explanation. Their search led to a secret weight room located in the basement of Ricketts Hall, where reporters found, amongst other things: Steroids for veterinary use, CD's by a little known band called "Primal Wolf Anger", and a half-eaten gazelle.
The inhabitant had apparently fleed when we came into the lair, but in his hurry had strewn slips of paper across the floor with rough handwriting on them. Some of the most recent included the now infamous slogans, "You have to play football like someone just hit your mother with a two by four," and "We don't care how big or tough any team is as long as they are HUMAN." For the spirit of the Brigade, the Navy Fork collected several of those slips and presented them to the Spirit Committee for review. The Navy Fork has unveiled these candidates for the next banner.
1. Hit hard, hit fast, hit your grandparents!!! - An Adaptation from a factually inaccurate quote.
2. Chop block like you're Mr. Miyagi!!!
3. Beat their groins, beat their heads, beat their future children dead!!!
4. Raga ra naka laka blarrr!!!
Print this out if your head gouge sucks.
What once began as inane but excusable signs hanging in Dahlgren have become the subject of endless criticism in the cool, sarcastic circles of Bancroft Hall. Nobody seems to know who crafts these blue and gold textual masterpieces, and so the Navy Fork went to seek out the writers in order to obtain an explanation. Their search led to a secret weight room located in the basement of Ricketts Hall, where reporters found, amongst other things: Steroids for veterinary use, CD's by a little known band called "Primal Wolf Anger", and a half-eaten gazelle.
The inhabitant had apparently fleed when we came into the lair, but in his hurry had strewn slips of paper across the floor with rough handwriting on them. Some of the most recent included the now infamous slogans, "You have to play football like someone just hit your mother with a two by four," and "We don't care how big or tough any team is as long as they are HUMAN." For the spirit of the Brigade, the Navy Fork collected several of those slips and presented them to the Spirit Committee for review. The Navy Fork has unveiled these candidates for the next banner.
1. Hit hard, hit fast, hit your grandparents!!! - An Adaptation from a factually inaccurate quote.
2. Chop block like you're Mr. Miyagi!!!
3. Beat their groins, beat their heads, beat their future children dead!!!
4. Raga ra naka laka blarrr!!!
Print this out if your head gouge sucks.
posted by ditdahdahdit at 16:12
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