Pep Rally Bonfire Out of Control, Entered into Conduct System

Farragut Field, Annapolis-

After a particularly rowdy pep rally last night, the Naval Academy Bonfire was entered into the conduct system for a host of conduct offenses including: Discrediting Personal Conduct, Destructive Behavior, Fleeing/Avoiding the Police, Destruction of Government Property, Causing a fire on government property, and Improper Shave. Ultimately, the fire was awarded punishment for a 23000 level offense, but failed to show this morning for adjudication.

The accuser was none other than 1/C Sean Genis, who in the midst of an extremely busy schedule, found time to fry the fire. In an interview last night, Genis stated "This bonfire was clearly not upholding the high standards of the Naval Academy. By the way I'm a very single Rhodes Scholar that rides a bicycle very well. Anyway, that fire was just out of control and. And Brittaniiiaaaaaaaaaaaa!"